The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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