she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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