Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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