I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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