I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
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You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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