I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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