OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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