Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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