She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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