he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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