Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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