I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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