i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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