Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Randomize
