At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Randomize
