I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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