wrigley field is MILF paradise
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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