he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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