Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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