You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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