you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
My bed is full of blood and feathers
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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