Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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