Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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