Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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