So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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