I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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