i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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