so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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