my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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