It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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