are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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