just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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