did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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