We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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