i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
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He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Vodka?
Forever.
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize