i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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