You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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