I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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