i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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