is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
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I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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