i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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