"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
She announced her abortion via fbk
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
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I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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