I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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