I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
that's an acceptable place to lick
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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