At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
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Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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