Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
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Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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