i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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