Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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