3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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