My boss' voice literally gives me gas
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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