if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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