marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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