I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I AM VODKA MAN
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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