Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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