Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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